What the fuck Apple!?!

So, as I’m sure that you’ve read about, it’s time again for the Apple WWDC 2021.

I’ve been waiting to buy a new MacBook Pro, to replace my late 2010 MacBook Pro, that’s well done a bang-up job.

I’ve been waiting until the second generation of Macs running the M1 (M2 now I guess) chipset so that most of the bugs are ironed out, but nooooooo, not a bloody peep out of Apple regarding new MacBook Pro’s O_o.

So way to go Apple. Way to let down the people like me who just want another fucking laptop that’s now 11 years old.

Well, it seems that all is relatively quiet on the Apple front.

Hmm. It seems that all is relatively quiet on the Apple front, with regards to general fuckups and omissions by Apple.

I’m the first to jump on Apple when they have fucked up, especially when it appears that it has been caused by something falling through the cracks.

I’m also one of the first to congratulate Apple when they do things right, so well done Apple!

Ach. I had a blood test this morning O_o

This has absolutely nothing to do with my IT related postings, but this morning I had a blood test.

“What’s the big deal?” I hear you ask. Well dear readers (if there are any – lol), I’ll tell you.

First of all, its nothing untoward or dodgy, it was just my Doctor wanting to know how healthy I am, and thanks to advances with modern medicine, I avoided the dreaded finger up my arse to check on my prostrate gland.

My fear of any needles stems from my childhood doctor, who whilst was excellent in his career, he admitted himself that he was terrible at giving injections. Fast forward to today, and I’m petrified of needles or blood tests.

“But, you’ve got two tattoos!” I hear you say. Well, that’s true, but I’m not afraid of the tattoo needle (for some reason).

Anyhow, it’s done. 1st Lieutenant Gilchrist maned up, gritted my teeth and got this sorted.

I’ll ask my doctor for a lolly pop when I see him now – lol.

Corona Virus (Covid-19) vaccine

Well, I’ve been advised by the Corona virus (Covid-19) department of the Victorian Government, that unless I have a specific health requirement (I do, but I’m not going into that), that being under 50, the only available vaccine is the AstraZeneca shot.

Fuck that.

I will not be another statistic on the map to herd immunization, especially seeing that:

  • AstraZeneca is known to cause blood clots

And

  • Those who develop blood clots have a 25% chance of death.

Meanwhile our useless Prime Minister, gets the Pfizer jab.

Way to go Liberal Party you useless fucking waste of oxygen.

Well, Telstra got there…. eventually.

So with just 5 days until the TIO (that’s Telecommunications Industry Ombudsman) was to hand down its verdict, Telstra pulled their finger out and did what they had to do to get my phone working as it should.

In summary, am I happy that it’s been fixed? Yes.

Am I happy that it’s taken so long to get fixed? Absolutely not!

Will I stay with Telstra once I’ve paid off my phone? Well, that’s up to Telstra isn’t it?

Well, Telstra just couldn’t give a fuck about my problem with my Iphone 12 max pro.

I can’t say this loudly enough, nor can I say it often enough.

Don’t, please don’t ever fucking upgrade a mobile phone with Telstra!

For those who don’t know, here’s my original attempt to upgrade my Iphone, here’s the sad story.

And this sad story continues here:

After nearly a fucking week with nothing from these useless pricks, I’ve been promised that Telstra are going to fix this – they haven’t despite time and again going through this fucked up tale again ad nauseam, ad infinitum.

Today I called the Telecommunications Industry Ombudsman and went through to Christine one last time out of frustration to get Telstra to:

  • Fix my service so that it fucking works!
  • Respond to my complaint to Telstra about my service not fucking working despite being told time and again that it will work in 24 hours.
  • Compensate me for every fucking time I call Telstra, to chase up why I wasn’t called as promised, and to get a resolution of the above.

Come the 30th of March, I’m certain Telstra will be fucking crucified and taken to the cleaners.

Fucking Telstra and Seibel O_o

Well it’s day 3 with my kind of fucked up Iphone.

For those who can’t remember my full on nuclear meltdown – here’s a link to my post:

I say that it’s kind of fucked up, because thanks to David at the Telstra shop in Burke Road Camberwell, I have a sort of working eSIM.

It’s sort of working, because:

  • I have a 4/5G connection, but I can’t use cellular connections to view web pages or make a call, or send SMS messages to people who don’t have an Iphone.
  • I can receive calls and SMS messages from anyone.

I’ve still had fucking zero contact from Telstra regarding my complaint.

Come on Telstra, it’s time to pull your finger out of your arsehole.

Fucking Telstra

Wow, just wow.

I decided to upgrade my Iphone X to an Iphone 12 Pro Max last Friday.

Being the environmentalist that I am, I chose to use an eSIM, rather than waste the plastic on a physical sim card.

The process was accepted, and I thought that I’d get a gold star for doing my part to save the planet by using an eSIM.

Fast forward to yesterday, and my shiny new phone is in my hands. I look for the mail with a QR code (this provides my phone with the details of my account and phone number), but alas it wasn’t there.

So, because Telstra wants to push more and more services online, I used the chat functionality, and I was met with:

  • A fucking huge wait to actually talk to a person.
  • Apathy.
  • A total lack of help.

and finally….

  • No resolution in getting my phone connected to the fucking provider’s network.

I’m beyond angry now, I’m fucking LIVID.

We shall see if my complaint to Telstra, as well as this post get any results.

Firefox version 86.0 FTW!

For those who can choose what browser to use, I’d definitely suggest getting the latest version of firefox.

This from the website Macrumors:

Mozilla today released Firefox 86 for Macs, Windows, and Linux machines, introducing a new feature called Total Cookie Protection.

firefox total cookie protection


Total Cookie Protection is designed to stop cookies from tracking users across the web by introducing a “separate cookie jar for every website.”

Total Cookie Protection is available as part of Firefox’s Enhanced Tracking Protection functionality, and can be enabled when the browser is set to ETP Strict Mode. Mozilla says that Firefox now offers “strong, comprehensive protection” to combat cookie tracking.
The update also adds support for multiple picture-in-picture views, plus keyboard controls for fast forward and rewind.

Don’t be a total wanker. Read up about alternatives to the various platform’s default browsers.

For Windows that’s Internet Explorer (Exploiter, Exploader, Explosion?)

For Mac’s that’s Safari.

Facebook does an about face on Australian news?

Hmmm.

Maybe this is the network security architect coming out, but there has to be a good reason why Facebook has completely done an about face (180 degree turn for you non-military types) on its decision to ban news article postings on Facebookhttps://gilchrist.cloud/?p=150

This from the website Macrumors:

The company banned all news sharing last week in response to a proposed Media Bargaining Law, which aims to level the playing field between Australian news media businesses and digital platforms in terms of bargaining power.

The law would allow Australian news publications to negotiate for fair payment for their journalist’s work, effectively forcing companies like Facebook and Google to pay for news content.

However, Facebook said on Tuesday that it had been reassured by discussions over the weekend with the Australian government about negotiated amendments to the bargaining code, adding that it was “satisfied” with the agreement they had reached.

“After further discussions, we are satisfied that the Australian government has agreed to a number of changes and guarantees that address our core concerns about allowing commercial deals that recognize the value our platform provides to publishers relative to the value we receive from them,” Facebook’s VP of global news partnerships, Campbell Brown, said in a statement.

“Going forward, the government has clarified we will retain the ability to decide if news appears on Facebook so that we won’t automatically be subject to a forced negotiation. We have come to an agreement that will allow us to support the publishers we choose to, including small and local publishers,” Brown said.

Australian authorities plan to introduce further amendments to the proposed law so that the government may not apply the code to Facebook if it can demonstrate a “significant contribution” to local journalism, and a two-month mediation period before enforced arbitration comes into effect, allowing parties additional time to reach a private deal.

Australian Treasurer Josh Frydenberg said Facebook chief Mark Zuckerberg had told him the ban would end “in the coming days”, following the talks. “Facebook has re-friended Australia,” he told reporters on Tuesday.

Despite Facebook’s reversal, its original decision to ban news shared on its platform attracted negative headlines about the company around the world, and prompted other governments to consider moves to curtail its power. Canada has said that it is considering similar changes in its media law, while British politicians also called voiced concerns about Facebook’s actions in Australia.

However, Facebook did receive support from some quarters when it complained that Australia’s proposed law had been badly drafted. For instance, Sir Tim Berners-Lee, creator of the web, said he was concerned that forcing companies to pay for certain content could make the internet “unworkable.”

“Specifically, I am concerned that that code risks breaching a fundamental principle of the web by requiring payment for linking between certain content online,” Berners-Lee said.

My thoughts on this are that it could be just Facebook having a think about being enormous arse hats about this, OR there’s something that’s just not adding up, and the Australian Liberal party (these clowns that have been in power FAR too long and who seem to think that they can operate outside of the laws in Australia) has done something dodgy – AGAIN.